As I said in a previous Christmas post (HERE) I love CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. in this post I thought I'd tell you a few of my favourite jokes from Christmas crackers.. I hope they're ermm how can I phrase this?... Relatively enjoyable?
What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks
T do you get if you cross a bell and a skunk?
HoW did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed
Which elf is the best singer?
I thought that these jokes that ive had over the past few years were comically brilliant in a poor way... I laughed in an 'ooh thats seriously bad' sort of way.